What could you do differently?

Ok , let’s think 🤔
As a kid, I dreamed I came as Auntie Zelma’s cat 🐈 Glad I didn’t. The dog next killed poor darling pussy
Last week, I wished I was Johnny Depp, but not really, though. Think about plastering all that stuff on your face yucky 🤮
What could I have done differently? A seven-foot giant like that one who climbed a bean 🫛 stuckup in the clouds 🌥️ looking down . I can’t remember how he fell down 👎 Forget that I wouldn’t say I like heights 😜
A thought 💭 I have imaged I came back as a woman who wouldn’t be able to live in Peace; I want, I want attitude, hell no way. I forgot that quickly 🤣 imagine having to live all you’re life working for a woman; I would rather be a giraffe at that. You don’t have to work being a giraffe 🦒 chase girl ones in the grass to my heart’s content. Yes, I would love to be a giant 🦒and chase girls. Those female giraffes don’t ask questions like human ones. It’s such a bore when you’re having fun hiding in the knickers of anyone.
That was the best WordPress promo ever; it brings us dudes to discover just what we missed in life.
How simple would it be to marry a harem of giffares?
Anyway, that’s my story any way from the mouth of an old man Mr. Flutter 🍃



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