“THE VOICE.” a poem, a.k.a.: “There Are Advantages AND Disadvantages To Everything AND Everywhere.” September 29, 2019 [Sun Day]
A girl approached me; she WAS choice and sweet,
BUT HER VOICE: a raspy, Jewish trauma did I greet.
Her face, lovely; body? Divine,
And Her Manner and Cooking, Oh, so fine.
She was kind. considerate. even rolled my smokes,
And “smoked” in bed. Christina really pokes,
Me in ALL THE RIGHT PLACES and makes my life complete,
But, when SHE opens her mouth, it isNOT very neat.
Even her choice of words and sentence structure,
Are perfect, concise and totally LUXUR,
IOUS, but the tone and volume of everything she said,
MADE ME WISH THAT I WAS DEAD.
What was I to do? So, I asked The Lord.
“Lord Jesus, what should I do?” and, with one accord,
I got me an answer from Jesus in a dream;
He said: “Be accepting,” and, when He did, I DID SCREAM.
For, Jesus’ voice A MALE COPY was,
Of My Christina’s; of course, I’m bereft because,
IF I GO TO HEAVEN, I’VE GOT TO GET USED TO THEIR VOICES,
For, I’mCatholic. So, Heaven’s one of My Eternal Choices.
Jesus also said: “In H – L L, they all talk soothing and nice,
But they force you to do ‘S & M,’ in fire or in ice.”
Well, after YEARS of torment with Christina, I decided to go “below;”
Yeah, I’m hot and/or cold, but my ears don’t hurt constantly, don’t you know?
fin ♥



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