Story teller 😁

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race, and it won. 🙆
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.🤸
The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. 🤸
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.🤦
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.🤦
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to remove the donkey.💆
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.🤷
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.🧏
The Bishop fainted.🤦
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farm for $10.🤷
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10🤷
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.🤸
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.🤸
The Bishop was buried the next day.😔
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.🤷
So be yourself and enjoy life.🤸
Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and cover your own !!!🤸🤷🤦🧏🙆
You’ll be a lot happier and live longer