Pretty Wife

“AFFIRMATION LAMENTATION!” a poem a.k.a.: “Moving On!” in the series: “Mr and Mrs Cuddly Poo!”

You keep moving, and nobody can say,
Whether (or-not) we-will-make-it – through-another bloody-day!
Oh, I’ve got me a (good) reason – to keep a-movin’ on,
To get up in the morning – to work – and mow the lawn,
SO IT CAN BE SO PRETTY – for my Cuddly Poo,
My-wifey-I-fee-die-fie-tie-fee-I-a-love-a-YOU!

A “mack truck” might get us – or a new, strange, rare disease,
There-are-a-million wonderful-things – that can “bring us to our knees!”
A-stray-bullet – to – the-3rd-eye – or-a-slip & fall & die;
The World is a “crap shoot,” so who knows!- Shall we cry,
Because we are so damned afraid of never making it through,
This day I am in (pause) which I am in with you?
Or – shall I cry for joy at each nuance in your face?
When I look into your eyes, I see a lot of grace!

And when I look an up your nose, I love the snot that lies,
And- that-sometimes – can dribble out – a-dribble on your thighs!
When I look inside your mouth, I see all sorts of things:
Cabbages! and-chocolate-bars – and bits of cheese it brings,
And, when I look inside your ear, the ear wax is so delicate –
I lick it out with a Q-tip – and claim it all as mine!

IN MEMORY OF TWO OUTSTANDING POETS WHO PASSED OVER DURING COVID 19. BEAUTIFUL WEIRDOS ARE NEVER FORGOTTEN ~ WHO BENT THE EDGES OF WRITING POETRY. SHALOM 🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔🪔

You never know how many days – I have left in your arms;
May I have FOREVER? To-experience-your-charms?
OMG! What’s this? Is it oozing? A-squishy-squish-swish-swish:
I think it needs some filling! From-the-Cosmic Deep-Pie-Dish!
So, keep on moving-keep-on-grooving-swim-ggl-ing-those-hips,
And I will try for 20 MORE – (1) crunches!-or (2) some dips.