A Right-wing Fairytale Once upon a time a woman entered a florist.
She was the only customer and all four employees had eyes on her.
She tells them she needs some flowers.
Tonight she will draw a bath for her husband.
Flowers will be floating and she will make a path with the petals.
Twelve candles will burn bright.
One for each year of their marriage The three women and one gay man say awwwww in unison
The gay man goes home and tells his husband about the woman who would do such a beautiful thing
They both independently think how wonderful it would be to have a wife.
They are honest with each other.
They both begin to date women and find them soft and pleasing
Eventually, both married their soulmate, had children, bought a house and
lived happily ever after
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