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I Was Feeling a Little bit Low On My Last Week Off.

It was a Wednesday. “It seems like I’m not that lucky guy who gets to enjoy weekends.

Do you have any tips on making the most of my weekdays?”

So, I Thought It Was The Perfect Time To Get High.

So, I Got Some Whiskey. It Wasn’t The Usual One. It’s Not The Normal Brand You Can Get Everywhere. It’s Costly For Some and Pretty Cheap For Some, Like Me, and I am Not Rich Or a Drunkard. I Will Tell You Its Name Later.

So, After Getting High What People Usually Do? Some Cry, Some Laugh, Some Have Sex and Some Dance. Most of The People Fall asleep. But a Person Like Me Doesn’t Do These Things. I think. Yes, I Think. After Every Peg, as the Brain Started Running Faster, Time Slows Down. It’s The Best Time To Think.

I Took The Advice Of Religious Clergymen Seriously. I Started Looking For Truth Inside Myself, and What I Found Is Hurting Me and Will Hurt You. Truth Thrills But Kills. So Proceed Carefully. I Will Tell You about The Questions I Asked Myself, Off Course and The answers I Got From My course. Don’t Laugh. If a Man Can Do This Under a Tree and Can Become Buddha, Then I Can Do It On My Bed also.


I Will Tell You Everything Peg By Peg and A peg is a unit of Volume, typically used to measure amounts of Liquor in the Indian Subcontinent. That’s Sounds Like Maths, But It’s Not. Sorry For Laughing.

First Peg

What is Life?

Life Is A Beautiful Badass Girl. No Matter How Much You Love It and How Much Caring You are, It Will Always Drawn Towards Jerks. One Day, She Will Leave You, and That’s For Sure. The More and More Bad You Become, Life Becomes More and More Beautiful. It Will Give You Everything If You Can Snatch It, But If You ask For Something, Then It Will Not Give You anything.

Why Life Is So Unfair?

Life Is Not at all Unfair. It’s a Pre Programmed Automatic Mechanism. The Whole Universe Is Like That. It Works On Laws. Nobody Gets What He Deserves, But Everyone Gets Rewards For Everything What He Does. It Doesn’t Matter To Life That You’re Doing Something Right Or Wrong If You Devoted Yourself To Itself, You Will Succeed. If You Devoted Yourself In Doing Crimes, You Will Succeed. Life Doesn’t Discriminate based on Morality. It Doesn’t Matter That You Have a Brain Of a Scientist and Working as a Sweeper. You Will Be Paid For Sweeping. Those Who Left Behind, Left Behind. Life Doesn’t Care About Them, and It’s Not Life’s Fault at All.

What Is Happiness Then?

Happiness Is an Illusion. Nobody Is Happy at All. Go on the Road In a Rush Hour and ask Everyone If They are Happy. The Man In Bus Is Not Happy Because Driver Is Driving Slowly. Driver Is Not Happy and Honking On The Auto. The Lady In Auto Is unhappy because She Broke up With Her Boyfriend. After all, Now He Is Threatening Her That He Will Tell Everything About Them To Her Husband. The Man In The Car Is Not Happy Because Stock Market Is Falling. The Man On The Bicycle Is Not Happy Because Yesterday He Had Quarrel With His Supervisor. The Roadside Beggar Is Not Happy Because He Don’t Get His Ganja – Weed.

Nobody Is Happy At Any Given Time. Yet Everyone Thinks That Everyone Except Him is happy. Happiness Requires a Reason, and Nobody Is Able Yet To Find It. Being Sad Is Being Healthy, While Being Happy Is a Disease. It Will Come and Go.

Why People Are So Selfish?

Nobody Is Selfish at All. That’s Nature’s Way Of Protecting Species. It’s Common To Everything at any time, anywhere. No Mother Will Carry a Child In Her Womb If She Does Not Get Anything For It. Animals Do It Naturally To Protecting Species, While Humans Do This For Future Needs. Life Is an Interdepency Web Of Relationships. You Take, You Give. That’s It.

Second Peg

Is There  Nothing In Life Then?

Life Has Everything If You Think Of Something. If You Think Of God, It Has Everything For You. If You Think Of Money, It Has Everything For You. You Think Of Anything, and Life Has Plenty Of It To Offer. But If You’re Trapped In a Rat Race, i.e. You Are Living From Mouth Hole To Ass Hole, Then It Has Nothing. You Work Hard To Survive, To Fill Your Stomach In The Evening and The Morning, You Have To Emptied That Stomach. That’s It. Life Is Over.

To Make Anything Of Life Make gods, Which Will Make Your Life Heaven. I am Not Sure about Heaven After Death, But If You Devoted Yourself To Your Gods, Even If Your God Is a Cricket Bat Or a Football. You Will Be In Heaven Alive.

How Many Heavens Are Out There?

Millions, If Not Billions. Men’s Heaven Lies In Between The Legs Of a Beautiful Women. Women’s Heaven Lies In The Arms Of Men. A Tired Person’s Heaven Is The Bed, and a Child’s Heaven Is The Toy. A Greedy Person’s Heaven Lies In The Amount In The Bank Passbook, and a Drunkard’s Heaven Is Situated In The Bottle. A Peasant’s Heaven Is The City, While a City Dweller’s Heaven Lies In The Countryside. For an Indian, the USA Is Heaven, While For an American, Holy India Is Heaven. Cold Water Is The Heaven For Thirsty, and Semen Is The Door Of Heaven Of The Lusty. Everyone Has His Gods and His Heavens.


Men’s Heaven
  Third Peg

This Needs To Be Changed When We Should Start a Revolution?

The Biggest Reason Of All Revolutions At All Times In The Whole World Is Boredom. When People Get fed up with a System, They Revolt Against It Even If The System Is Beneficial For Them. For Instance, Capitalism Saved Humanity Many Times, But Now, In First World Countries, Rich University Students are Revolting against The System that is Feeding Them. A Third World Guy Will Find It Shitty. I mean, Who Will be Offended If You Offer a Black Guy Black Coffee? I mean, Why a Man Will Be Offended By an Eight Inches Long Dick and Still Identify Himself as a Women If Somebody Calls Him a Man. Rationality Is Buying Oil In the Arabic World. It’s Not There. Boredom Is Boredom, and It’s Important.


There Was a Time When We Protest For Important Things
Why Doesn’t God Intervenes?

God Needs Money, and the Devil Needs a Brain. If You Want Your Religion To Survive, Then Make Money. For Instance, Christianity Is Thriving Because Of Capitalism. Capitalism Made The Western Christians Rich, and Now Christianity Is The Biggest Religious Group. However, Capitalism Is the Doctrine Of Christianity. Christianity Treats Life and Money Both as Sins. While Capitalism Is All About Making Money and Profits. God Is Riding On The Shoulders Of Devil.

Before That, Vedic Hinduism Was The Most Influential Religious Group Because Hindus Were Prospering at That Time. Even The Man Who Discovered American Peninsula Was Searching For India. Thank God He Doesn’t Have a GPS Navigation System. Otherwise, We Would Not Have GPS Today, and of course, We Won’t Have iPhones.

Also, Atheism and Communism are Thriving Because They Have intellectuals and Big Media Houses Backing Them. They Have Brains Behind Them. So If God Has Money, Then the Devil Has a Brain. The Fight Is Equal.


Fourth Peg

I am Not Alone Today. There are Thousands Of Friends Of Mine. Aren’t They Real?

Social Media Don’t Suck. It Fucks. Every time You Open It, It Starts Fucking You. You Have Orgasms By Seeing Likes and Messages. But When You Have An Accident On The Road, You Will Look In The Phonebook and Not In The Facebook. There Will Be Only Three To Four People Who Exist For You. You Were Born Alone and Die Alone. In Both Cases – Crying and Not Messaging.

Why People Are Jealous Of Me Then?

If Something Is Flammable, It Will Burn. It Doesn’t Matter If It’s a Wood, a Human Mind Or Ass. As Simple as That. Let Them Burn. If You’re Doing Better, Then People’s asses Will Burn. Don’t Worry About That. In The End, You Both Will Become Soil. The Only Difference Is That A Banana Tree Will Grow From Your Soil, and A Cactus Will Grow From Theirs.

Fifth Peg

And What Is ……?

Just Shut Up, You Bloody Mind. Mind Your Business. Enough Is Enough. I am On A High Now. Every Moment You Kept asking – I Want That, I Want This, I Want New Phone, I Want To Kill Shitty Supervisor, I Want That Girl To Fuck, I Want and Want and Want and Want. Just Like a Kid, and When I Am Not Able To Give You All That, You Start Crying From ass.

I Have To Change Your Diapers Everytime By Giving You a False Hope That Tomorrow Will Be Better. You Know I Will Die Changing Your Diapers One day, and That Better Tomorrow Will Never Come, and I Know That. That’s The Truth, and It’s Dangerous. So Shut Up. Save Something For Tomorrow. We Have Got Life Imprisonment In This Body Jail. I am Not Going Anywhere Soon. I am Not Given a Death Sentence, That’s Why Nobody Even I Can’t Hang Myself.


Freedom In The Prison
So Let’s Back To This Day. I Forgot To Tell You The Name Of The Brand Of Whiskey. I Don’t Drink The Alcohol, Which Is Alien To My Heart. I Drink That One Which Is Made Have you ever experienced that moment when you feel like everything around you fades away and you’re left with just your thoughts and emotions? That moment when you’re truly in the heart of your being? Itself. I Mix Self-awareness With Meditative Sleep and Drink It With Beautiful Music. I Brew My Whiskey Brand. It’s Called Life Itself. When You Drink Life. It Tells You Everything. It Takes You To Another Level. It Talks On Your Head. It’s Costly For The Guys Who Only Think When Needed. It’s Cheaper For The Guys Who ‘Are ‘ Because They Think.

So What’s The Mind – Doesn’t Matter and What’s The Matter – Nevermind. It’s Harsh, Hard and Dark, Yet True. Truth Is Bitter Than Whiskey and More Intoxicating Also.

So What are You waiting For? Let’s Cheers


Cheers For Truth