Guns Don’t Kill People
Yesterday I placed my shotgun on the
front porch gave it six shells and noticed it
had no legs, placed it in a wheelchair to help
it gets around.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered
my mail, the boy across the street picked up
my yard, a girl walked her dog down the
street and quite a few cars stopped at the
stop sign near my house.
After 10 hours, I checked on the shotgun.
It had not rolled outside and it had not killed
anyone despite many opportunities that
had been presented.
Can you imagine how surprised I was,
with all the hype about how dangerous guns
are and how they kill people? Either the
killing is by people misusing guns or I’m in
possession of the laziest gun in the world, So
now I’m off to check on my spoons, because
I hear they make people fat.
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