“WARNING! STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT?” a poem a.k.a.: “ ‘Smack Your Bum’ & Other Sexual Phrases Not To Be Used In ‘MIXED COMPANY!’ “ Sept. 28, 2018 – Friday. {We just got the keyboard operating again! It has been out for over 24 hours; it’s one of those “light powered” jobbies! Plus! The “mouse” needed new batteries!}
Person 1: “I’m going-to-SMACK-your-Bum!”
Person 2: “Well!! Just-watch-me – smooch your tum!”
Person 1: “Yea!? Well! I’m gonna piddle;
Jus’-do-piddle-with-your-diddle,
AND! – TOOTLE with your tutu!”
Person 2: “I’ll oodle – at your woo-hoo!!” 🙂
“You’re bluffing! You sexy thang!
Try me! Here cums – boom-boom-bang!!*
Hey! Watch what you do with that snake!
Or – I’m closing Woe-be-gone Lake!!
With that threat! A tear formed-and-Heart-strings-were plucked –
And our lovers sucked face – and THEN!
They (just) (really long pause!)
Clucked,
Like a cock and a hen!
And – we better stop there – and end with an
🙂 – Amen!
fin. <3
- 🙂 – So there!!
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