“A ZOMBIE CALAMITY: SATURDAY PUB CRAWL.” little poemettes, to the tune of “The Addams Family.” for: Saturday 26 October 2019 (Be cold; be very cold.) WE CRAWL. WE FALL. dudududududududu WEdoITall.
PART 1: THE CALL (of The Wild)
ZombiePubCrawl (grunt, grunt) aBloodyMaul (groan, groan)
WeDon’tStandTall, [but]You’llHave a ball; pleaseHeedTheCall.
Dududu dududu dududu:
We’re thirsty and we’re s – x y; we’ll cast a little HEXy, onYourSoul, We’reHereIn
TEX-ie. THE ALPINE ZOMBIE PUB CRAWL. Boobootoyou, grunt, moan; dudududu, we’ll groan. Dudududu dudududu You’re not alone. babababababababa:
We’ve got a witch’s shawl on, soWeCanBeWarmWhenWe’reCrawl IN’; atYourFace we will be clawin’ onTheAlpineZombiePubCrawl.
(appropriate interlude, please see supra.)
PART 2: THE VIA DIABLO (a.k.a.: Stations of The Gross)
A (LOBO)howl, thenTo(HA[i]R[r]Y)
The (CRYSTAL) can be scary
ThenA (COWDOG) you can carry,
AS YOU ARECRAWLIN’ALONG. (INTERLUDE)
AN(OLD GRINGO)S SLOW, BUT SU URE,
A (CENTURY)’S YOUNG; OH, BRRRR,
BUT (THE BLUES)WILLBEWARM, YES, SI IR;
WE’LL VISIT EVERY ONE (INTERLUDE)
WELL, DRINK RE SPON SI BL LY EE,
AND HAVEUS GOOD COM MP A N Y EE,
I LOVE EV’RY ZO OM BI EE EE,
WHO BLEEDS ON OUR PARADE. (INTERLUDE)
PART 3: YOU BETTER CRAWL (CRAWL, OR DIE SOME MORE)
GRABYOU A S X Y ZOM BIE;
DON’TBE A MAM BEE PAMBIE,
SO YOU CAN TAKE A CRAWL, SEE?
DOWN HOLLAND AVE NUE. (INTERLUDE)
YACANSQUEEZESOMEPUS FROM YOUR BOD DY,
WE’LLALLBEA LITTLE NAUGHTY,
AND HAVE AHOT POISON, BLOOD TODDY,
AS WE ARE CRAWLIN’ ALONG (INTERLUDE)
I’LL SEE YOU THERE, MY FRI IEND,
OUR LIVES MAY NEVER E END,
OUR LIMBS WE’RE GLAD TO R E END,
ASWECRA A AWL THROUGH A A AL PI I IN NE TOWN. (BOO, BOO)
FIN? <3
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