🫂 Caring

A Senior’s Version of FACEBOOK

For those of my generation who do not, and

cannot, comprehend why Facebook exists: I

am trying to make friends outside of

Facebook while applying the same princi-

ples. Therefore, every day I walk down the

street and tell passers-by what I have eaten,

how I feel at the moment, what I have done

the night before, what I will do later and with

whom. I give them pictures of my family, my

dog and of me gardening, taking things apart

in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in

front of landmarks, driving around town,

having lunch, and doing what anybody and

everybody does every day. I also listen to

their conversations, give them “thumbs up”

and tell them I “like” them. And it works just

like Facebook. I already have 4 people fol-

lowing me: 2 police officers, a private inves-

tigator and a psychiatrist.