Dangerous Men buy yourself a hound dog ~

“DANGEROUS MEN.” is a poem by a dangerous man poet.

“Young girls, watch FOR MEN; they’ll lead you astray;

They’ll chase you around tables all day.

So, a CHASTE girl always needs to run fast, FAST AS THE WIND,

‘Cause, IF you get caught, how can you avoid having making the biggest mistake ?

For, after THAT GUY chases you, chases you ALL AROUND,

You MIGHT FINALLY CATCH HIM, and then aren’t you bound,

To seduce the dickens outta that boy?

YOUNG GIRLS, STAY CHASED; be a ‘pure, chaste alloy.’

MEN they are mean, animalistic and stupid 😁

Keep those nasty boys away from your tummy.

DON’T GRAB AT EM’ and DON’T RES POND,

To their advances on your Golden Pond.”

Especially around Halloween Time, When the witchy, little girls squeeze some lime,

And drink vermouth deep into the night.

FELLOWS, STAY AWAY FROM THOSE RAVENOUS, LITTLE GIRLS who

The male species lacks reverence for women 🙆

Some

SEEM INNOCENT,

But THEY HAVE A DEADLY BITE.}

• Which is actually a compliment, actually.