An Australian Love Poem
(Who said Australians weren’t romantic?)
Of course I love ya darlin
You’re a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready
There’s somethin there to grab
So your belly isn’t flat no more
I tell ya, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I’m tellin’ ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna’s grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy’s on
And fetch another beer.
2 responses to “An Australian Love Poem 😂🇦🇺”
😍😍 I love this!!! And the humour in the poem too when he wants to watch football and drink his beer! 💗
But mostly I think this is a lovely poem to uplift any woman as sometimes society is very tough on judging a women who is not slim and/or is older…I hope we all grow (including me as I feel deeply insecure on my weight many times), to realise how our curvy self is still so beautiful and nomatter our age, weight, or anything…we are still worthy of love and we could try a bit at a time to love ourselves a bit more flaws and all as our differences is what makes us wonderfully and beautifully unique!💗💗💗 Thank you.
Aussie men love women curvy. I love Art in particular and women with curves are an Artist dream Queen. All women are unique. Believe in your own beauty. There is nothing like a women who laughs with her eyes. ❤️❤️❤️